Ray Pist

The only survivor of the planet Rap (destroyed by ShadowLord15 during a fit of gamer rage), he was sent out into space inside a pod. This pod would eventually find its way inside the ballsack of Mr Pist. This was no mistake, as Ray's original parents were in communication with Mr Pist using an Iphone from the future. When he was born, there came an instruction on Mr Pist's phone saying to name him Ray and that he will change the world for the better.

Ray Pist joined the Harlem Hustlers when defending an outpost against the Jive Bandits. The battle was won within femtoseconds of him joining the fight. His true power has never been seen since. Some say he made a sound louder than a shoe car and the enemies dropped dead instantly. In case of this information getting in to the wrong hands, this battle is never referenced outside of those with a Harlem Hustle Clearance Level of 5.

After learning of his origins and his home planet of Rap, he chose to take a year away from the Harlem Hustlers. In this time, he founded the Association of Soundcloud Singers, Focusing on Unique Creators' Content (ASS FUCC) to peruse a career of rap and become the most famous raper of all time. He succeeded twice. Some of his songs remaining after the destruction of OBG-12 (the planet he brought with his rap money) are locked in a vault on cassettes. Only the titles of songs were released to the public and they are as follows: "Look at me 2", "Bitchez n Hoez", "FAME (Fuck All My Enemies)". These are sealed for all eternity.

When the release of Call Of Duty Black Ops 2 was announced, Ray Pist stayed outside of the same Tescos for 6 straight months with nothing more than a pack of Slim Jim's and a coke. When the midnight release came, he bought it and finished it within 15 seconds, describing it as "good".

In 2043 Ray Pist was Killed by Bouncer Bean of the Benevolent Bounce Boys by an Enormous blast of energy the only thing remaining was his ankle bone, But Dr. Jerry Stiffcock managed to revive Ray Pist by just using this piece of his body.

Ray Pist has been missing since 16th March 2187.