Official wiki of the Harlem Hustlers
The Crew | Enemies | Groups | Locations |
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John Hardcock | The Destroyer | Jive Bandits | Hustler HQ |
Demon Lord Zeraxos | Barrack Obama | Shadow Gamers | Benevolent Bounce House |
▲▲▲▼▼▼ | ShadowLord15 | Benevolent Bounce Boys | |
Ray Pist | Destroyers | ||
Sub cellular structure | Sons of Swag | ||
Dr. Jerry Stiffcock | |||
Brain | |||
Sir. Swag |
Quotes.
"I've destroyed entire Empires and Nations in my lifetime, But even I ain't gonna fuck with these niggas" - Genghis Khan
"Biggest mistake I ever made was fuckin with the Hustlers" - Al Capone
''these niggas really out here" - Tupac Shakur
"step on my balls" - krushchev
"crucify my nuts" - Anuj bhai
"Chippy day is upon us" - Professor Chadwick
Alien sighting
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Ten Deadly World Records of the Harlem Hustlers
World Record #1 - Most Murders committed in 10 Seconds (Approximately 790,000^99)
World Record #2 - Most Amount of Cocaine smuggled through a Government Zone (17,000 Tonnes)
World Record #3 - Most Crimes committed in 4 Seconds (Every crime written in the book of law was committed, The actual number is unknown)
World Record #4 - Most Drugs smuggled through international borders (Sources say over 16 million tonnes)
World Record #5 - Most Amount of lungs removed through magic tricks
World Record #6 - Largest Collection of Monster Energy™ cans
World Record #7 - Successfully Cooked minute rice in 58 seconds
World Record #8 - Most Fags smoked in 3 seconds (over 1500)
World Record #9 - Most Beheadings survived
World Record #10 - Completed Eastenders in a weekend (starting from episode 1)